Code Name: Eddie Bones

Motto: 'If you're not part of the SOLUTION, you're part of the PROBLEM'

Aliases: The Skitzofrenik Maestro, Ebvander Holyfield, The Invisible Man

Weapons of choice: ASR-10, MPC 2000, E-bonics

Occupation: Musical Murderer, Beer Removal Specialist, Bootlegger

Super powers: Bionic Ears, Stealth Sampling Technique, Broad Juggling

Weaknesses: Mamis Latinas con culos grandes (Spanish broads with big asses)

Allies: Check, Killa Cal, DMC, Louie Snipes, Byg Tee, Ran Squeeze, MC, Cap the Verbal Monster, Point Blank, The Take-a-Sip Foundation, Big Boy Security

Enemies: Sample Clearance Department, FCC, PIGS, anyone working for the Government, Cockblockers

Favorite-

    Food: Carribean (Jamaican, Spanish)

    Drinks: Guinness, Captian Morgan's

    M.C.s: Check, KRS-ONE, Rakim, Black Thought, B.I.G., Nas, Jay-z, Big L(R.I.P.), Common.

    Producers: Primo, Rza(older shit), The Roots, Havoc, Curtis Mayfield, Isaac Hayes, Bob James

    Famous Broads: Salma Hayek, Tyra Banks, Chante Moore, Rachel (Planet Groove), Alysa Milano

    Positions: The Wheelbarrel, The Chicken Wing, Backshots

    Books: 'A People's History of the United States', 'Lies My Teacher Told Me'

    Albums: 'Daily Operation','Youngest In Charge','Paid in Full','21 and Over','The Sun Rises in the East','Rastaman Vibrations'

    Quotes: 'Ain't nothin a six pack and a light switch can't fix', 'You're not a father 'cause you gotta son, unless you're taking care of him'